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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:57am

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34am

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:34am

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:20am

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 10:52am

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:01am

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22am

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:07pm

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43pm

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:56pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Sneed

Sneed.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03am

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:27am

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 7:44am



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Night Duty

Worked at night.

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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