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5,255.2 hrs on record (2,748.5 hrs at review time)
BE WARNED! For years you will subject yourself to relentless torture, you will have zombie apocalyptic-like hordes of screeching, memeing, mic spamming 12-year-olds wielding bows, wooden spears, and knives made out of each other's bones swarming you, ready to pounce out of any and every tiny bush you don't thoroughly check. You will be forced to endure HUNDREDS of 24+ hour gaming marathons, grinding your weekends away to carry your teammates if you have not chosen them wisely- they may also log in sporadically throughout the wipe, lose gear constantly, and will just log out when the boxes get demoralizingly low. You will also have to listen to said nooby teammates ask questions like, “Do -WE- have a starter down yet?” followed by “Is -MY- bag down yet?” followed by "Are there -AK’s- yet?," which you will have to lie and say yes to all of the above to try to get anyone to log on (in hopes they might actually hit a barrel or two.) If by some miracle you do get them to log in, you better hide a few guns for base defence.. AND THE SCRAP... because there's always that one gambling addicted friend that can never just leave the components in the boxes, and runs halfway across the map alone to bandit, then continuously taunts you with an emotional roller coaster of them Losing and Winning large amounts on the wheel, (“ALL IN ON ONE,”) over.. and over again. - *Sigh* - If you find being alone hitting rocks, barrels, and trees relaxing, this game is also played well that way. You will have a sense of accomplishment and pride watching your resources and base grow, but BE WARNED! If you want to progress fast you likely need to build a solid team and formulate a plan (Especially on or before wipe day) and stick to it. Maybe by chance you want to be just another group of zombie bow kids, it might be fun and fine for a bit? but let’s be honest, you probably want a cool base with guns, cars, and helicopters and not hard stuck in the primitive part of the game for the entire wipe right? I thought so, so now you can get out of my forest with your compound bows and B.E productive!

@New Players- If you are just starting, maybe try solo, or trio servers, Also Deathmatch / Gungame and chopper practice servers help in my opinion. A good 3 man (trio) team needs to be able to headshot, fly a chopper, and contribute in some way to keeping the base organized and growing, ie. not just dumping random stuff everywhere, categorize your boxes, and be proactive on what you might need next.

*GLHF 7.5/10 IGN Will play again.. and again..

Inspired by the dood I met and built beside this wipe, he grinded out a thiCC HQM double bunker for 2 days straight, waiting for his teammates to come on, he spent all recycled materials on his base, and by the third morning it was half health decayed and his teammates never logged on like they promised. Poor dood (didn’t want to play alone)

Edit: Thanks everyone for all of the positivity!
Posted 25 October, 2020. Last edited 23 November, 2020.
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