Battle of Snormandy

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Dragon ♥♥♥♥♥ With ♥♥♥ Dispenser (15") $89.99
- 1x CCTV Footage of Local Playground and Preschool $15.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (XXXXL) $24.45
- 1x Cummies Lubricant 44oz $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized ♥♥♥♥ with non-drip ♥♥♥♥♥ collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream surround sound system $5,600.95
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

the only thing more silver than my rank is your 'Berlin 2019 Pickem Challenge' coin

Someone donated you a nickel? NICE!