Recent reviews by WORMWIZ

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Drowned God: Conspiracy of the Ages.
Is the Holy Grail a time machine, containing the bloodline of the Gods? What's your sacred number? Your sacred symbol? Seek Merlin beneath the Oak, if you've the brains to do so.

This 'game' (however much more than just a game once you understand...) touches on virtually every theory regarding the true history of Earth (Terra Mater, or Sol III) as we know it and our own origins as a species.
Could we have really come from something as primitive as a monkey completely by chance? Nay. Use your head, philistine. This is a thinking man's game (that's right, MAN. Women don't have the capacity), which completely outshines the required intellect to play all other games combined. Do not touch this magnum opus with a 10 foot pole if you are a braindead sape.

Merely scratching the surface of this game accomplishes more than your typical sheeple's life's accomplishments. Even entertaining the notion that there is more to us than meets the eye, that there are secrets to be unlocked, requires mental capacity likely beyond your own. So where do you begin? Here's a tidbit of wisdom, you'll need it.

To deny the soul is to deny life itself. How did we come so far? We are constantly seeking to escape pratitya-samutpada and the cycle of samsara. While these concepts may play a role in this interactive story as you are initially enlightened of your previous incarnations, it is the Kabbalistic Tree of Life that we navigate throughout this journey with the use of the Bequest Globe. Travelling and exploring the interconnectedness of our existence, God, the human psyche, deities, angels, celestial bodies, values, colours, and numbers seem a bit daunting to you? Don't bother, simpleton.

You will find yourself in mysterious places such as the Arthurian Avalon, and Leonardo da Vinci's workshop. If you're wondering how these places could be connected, or what role their attributed figures (King Arthur, Leonardo) played in our history, you need to be educated.
Having studied human anthropology myself, I possess expert insight into the similarities between all religions that the typical sape may dismiss as fantastical nonsense. Once dug down to the roots, the shared stories and analogues become abundantly clear and it forces you to ponder upon from whence this all sprouted and became so ingrained in the collective consciousness of humanity.

Ancient history is more than you know, and historical figures play a far larger role in our true history than you would ever be led to believe by the ones responsible for stifling this masterpiece's message. Don't let yourself be brainwashed by your nation. Don't buy into the slop that is fed to us by the elite.
We all live in a false world built upon lies and subterfuge, and this is a chance for us to learn the truth.

Harry Horse did not kill himself.

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Immediately after clocking this masterpiece, I rushed here to write up the one true comprehensive and completely accurate review.

This product is not like romance in real life, nothing like the confusing slog that is dealing with real women. They will mislead you and make you believe what is not true; their every word is a lie. This game, however... It shines the truth into my heart. This is what humans should be, and all they should need. Such a simple concept, and so simply executed such that anybody can grasp it and succeed - but not like me. I am unquestionably the master of women and their 'romances'.

That is what this game has made me realise. It struck me as soon as that final (reasonable) achievement unlocked. To reach deep into the heart, life, and love of a woman, all that must be done is to repeat such a simple process. Talk to them, answer their one question and ask them three in return. Survey their interests and give them disgusting, material gifts that appease their primitive wants. Take them on a date, perhaps engage in a game not unlike Candy Crush. Speak to them words that give them value, and you will unlock the next stage of their intimacy.

Such a process needs only to be repeated a handful of times until they believe you've become one, two beings intertwined in the most unifying of human rituals. 'You have shared your life and now these two combine to create more.' What a senseless waste of time, because immediately after achieving this the goal of this product - the goal of LIFE - is to move on to the next target. The next woman you will seduce with this painfully simple exchange of gestures.
If you are like me, and you have come to realise this truth, I congratulate you.
If not, I pity you. You are a slave to complications and complex twisted words that ultimately result in only pain and suffering.
While spending time with these women is largely a waste of time, I will continue to spend my time accompanying these fine women to their digital beds.
This does bring a smile to my face...

Nice game to play

For such a low price, I believe this game is possibly the most efficient game in terms of cost:entertainment. It may appear to be a lame videogame for children at first, but this belongs to the 'Worms' series for a reason, and this game is HARD. CORE. Got that? Imagine golf. Now imagine golf with explosives. Cool right? Now imagine golf with explosives and worms. This is the only game you need ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I personally have clocked over a 1,000 hours on this masterpeice and I highly recommend you do the same! It's the name of the game ♥♥♥♥♥. This ain't just Worms Golf, this is Worms CRAZY Golf, and you bet your sorry ass this ♥♥♥♥ is crazy.

7.5/10

This has got to be one of the most beautiful, artistic games I've ever played. Not only is it positively morally influencial on the new generation by saving cuddly animals, in a modest transport vehicle. What differentiates Snuggle Truck from the other modern games, is the generous lack of over-sexualised women. Over-sexualised women in today's videogames is what's ruining the industry, and this is a breath of fresh air from the otherwise disgusting misogynist priviledged men in our videogame world.

Snuggle Truck is a gender-friendly game that I highly reccomend you let your children play, and even you play!
Games need to be more like this game, long live Snuggle Truck.

9.5/10

you're going to lose all the time

In-depth multiplayer & singleplayer, endless hours of insane fun with friends online or even by yourself playing through the captivating and enchanting campaign. This innovative game really sets the bar for all future FPS games to come, with plenty of new content and crazy amounts of things to do.

With graphics to match content, this game will not dissapoint if you're looking for an amazing, immersive and gripping video game layered with original content and ideas, just for you! At an even more affordable price on Steam, this game is a must-have for any gamer (casual or hardcore) looking for a gaming experience they will not forget.

10/10