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Germany 
🐠 ❃ you
🎽🎍 ✖ feel
📀🎁🍖 ✿ personally
📗💎👳🎄 ☼ responsible
💄🍧📘📗👑 ∞ for
💃👹💎🚕🚙🍆 ❁ the world food shortage? Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in? Have you ever eaten an entire moose? Can you see your neck? Do joggers take laps around you for exercise? If so, welcome to National Fat Week. This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign, ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person. -- Garfield