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What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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A pencil with no point needs no eraser.
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Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
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Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
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We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect
their good judgement.
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Sendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root.
-- Eric Allman, "Sendmail Installation Guide"
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Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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