Recent reviews by Nalathni

This is by far the biggest waste of 3 dollars ever spent. Less than 10 minutes of actual gameplay, vulgarity for the sake of being vulgar, the word "Comedy" needs to be replaced with Cringe. Sprite sex, spelling errors, and music that will make your ears bleed. I wouldn't make my worst enemy sit through this debacle. The surprising part is the utter amount of 80's era nostalgia pop culture references they managed to squeeze in between all of the horrible jokes and quite honestly, obnoxious over use of swear words. The swear word to actual words spoken in game are so disproportionate that only an Edge Lord would find this amusing and the creator needs to chill out before he cuts himself. The start menu is just a screen saver bitmap with an entire rap song that plays for longer than it needs to all the way to the end before a nice 30 seconds of silence before it starts over. The very fact that anyone can get any amount of money for this abomination amazes me. The protagonist breaks the 4th wall to a point that it's just common place, and given that there are few actual interactions in the game that's saying something. Also every time it happens it will make you cringe until your soul visibly says "I'm about to head out". In a lot of ways I can say i'm honestly disheartened to see that trash like this can actually carry a price tag. One might argue that in purchasing this you can get some "tracks" from some indie musicians but it would require you to actually play it to hear them and once you do you'll remember you don't want to.

Don't get me wrong I am a huge supporter of indie content but this, this is literally nothing. I could have made this in less than an hour and had it in the market without a single hiccup. The problem is the lack of any real content shows exactly how much effort was put into this. If you feel like playing this, just go get a cat, some knitting needles, and a spray bottle full of water. Then shove the knitting needles into your eyes while vigorously spraying the cat with the spray bottle while clutching the cat's tail. You will get roughly the same experience, especially if you swear when violently assaulted by a wet irritated cat because that is what this game is. It is being assaulted by a wet irritated cat, while swearing.

I thought this game had a lot of potential and was excited to try it. It wasn't difficult to obtain cards against the computer or solo modes, but when you go live is when you realize this game is trash. If you are winning your opponent will just stall out until you rage quit and if you're stubborn enough to tough it out, the game gives them ample time to waste yours. You can wait upwards of 6 minutes for your turn while your opponent sits there contemplating their existence and purpose in this world. If they aren't trying to force you to surrender by holding the match hostage they will control the game to the point they might as well just play by themselves. I have had times where They take their ten minute turn, then I get my turn and they interrupt it and basically take another turn during my turn, while blocking anything I try to actually do during my turn.

I play casually and I'm not interested in some try hard meta to win, that isn't supposed to be the point of this game, yes your goal is to win, but if it means building some clone deck and abandoning any originality sucks the fun right out of it. 0 out of 10 would not recommend.

I was super excited to try this game, but after purchase, install, file verification, uninstall, reinstall, and file verification, the game refused to acknowledge certain files I definitely am not missing. The help section of the error message said to uninstall and reinstall to fix the issue but no amount of reinstalls would fix the issue and I'm not interested in trying to manually install files I already have to fix it.