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Yo fam, just had to slide by your profile to bless it with some Skibidi Toilet wisdom. 🧻🚽 Can’t believe you got that Certified Skibidi Rizz 💯💀 — like, bro's out here pulling NPCs with those devious flush moves. 💧🔥 Peak zoomer energy fr, no cap. Stay giga-chad and keep bustin’ those Skibidi vibes. 💪📸 Skibidi-dap me up if you ever need a Rizz-mate in the cringe zone! 😤✨🚽

You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection.

All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors.

Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz.

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