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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:57pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:15pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:54pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 11:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:55pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:22pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:56am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:29am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:30pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:35pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:01am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 11:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 6:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 11:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 11:34pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:42pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:42pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:15pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:39pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 11:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 9:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:02pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 9:28pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:51pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 7:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 10:15am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 9:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 10:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 7:18am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 7:18am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 11:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 10:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:50pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 9:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:20pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 11:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:32pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:33pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:40am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:04am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:15pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:45pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:59pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:25am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 6:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:48pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:25am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 9:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 10:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 4:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 6:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 11:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 10:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 11:00pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 11:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:59pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:06am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 8:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:48pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:01pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:08pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:49pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:02am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 11:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:00pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:45am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:04am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:13pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:24pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:28pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 6:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:53pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 1:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:50pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:06am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:40am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:11am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 8:01pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 6:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:44am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:46am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:11am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:22pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:22am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:57pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 9:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 9:31pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:34pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:16pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 10:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:45am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:50am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:15pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:56pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:46pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:50am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 10:56pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 9:28pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:05am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 9:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 2:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:15pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:46pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:27pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:27pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:44am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:17am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:18pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:38pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 8:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 9:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:39pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:58pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:03pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 5:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:38pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:40am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:35am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:32pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:49am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 6:42am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:21am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:00pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:16pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:28pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 2:20pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 10:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 9:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 11:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:32am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:03am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 11:40am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:02pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 1:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 12:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 6:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 4:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 6:33am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 8:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 11:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:56am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:28pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 6:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 6:40am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 11:55pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:04pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked