monkey

-rep zabij sie

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

"Sir that'll be £12.50"
You: "here's £10 and get yourself something nice"

-REP griffing

You gotta eat more to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE! Six to ten meals a day dammit

+rep top tier bussy 10/10 would tuna sub backwards again

-rep plays cs:go with his little brother. Team kills for my own skins lmao. Imagine being a southerner

HIIII HAIIIII :) HEYYYYY <8 HEIIII

♥♥♥♥ bot noob pls eat cold ramen

Sign by RealPYREX <3

have fun being toxic
ya noob

what a noob

father,

Brown

⚠️WARNING⚠️

♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

-Rep stupid human

He wants to foreplay with Datguy

I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell and now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin', ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me, maybe

+Rep R6 god

A Hleo. Pls accept freond rkehg3ehwt. Many thank.
Moahmmed

Halo. I hav now calmmed dow and I wented to do a appologgiz fere my werds befot. I apollogyt IFD IF I DIDW DUS the ofend. Plase can we be frind? I h aqve sent yu a frond fededd rekest. Pase excpect.

Mnay sorries, Yure brofer Mohammed.

Ey Heloo. Wen we plat Amung US esterdat u say sum rely mean thong to ma. I wuld lick apolodgdy er olse I vil coll piud;ice. My fatter is frum Sad Aryia n he donted lick you. I hat u.

Love Mohammed.

-rep I pop u 1v1

+ rep big pp

+ rep big brain 200 iq plays