I don't typically do ♥♥♥♥ like this but 'ere goes.
I know this guy as Zero, so, Zero here is one of the greatest people I've ever met. He's reliable, he's funny, he jokes around and in general brightens the mood of people around m'. Time after time this guy's joined my stupid adventures, and us and a few friends spent hours upon hours trying to make the longest running skype call out there one summer. To any arsehole reading this page for information on stupid stuff, just go be an arsehole elsewhere. And to any of his friends or want-to-be-friends, you already know how cool Zero is.
Wow this was weird of me to do.