They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.

Me: "2 short"
- Teammates: "That's what she said"

If Your Mother was a map every callout would be toxic.

What do Silvers and mountain dew have in common?
- High sodium content.

Hey girl, will you let me rush your lower tunnels? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you were B site, I'd rush you

Damn gurl, you a p90?
Cuz I'd spray you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you would be a map, you would be called de_licious!

I was going to tell a joke about 64 tick servers, but it wouldnt register...