May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as ♥♥♥ toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

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Okay so at this point it is common knowledge that the human anus can stretch up to 9 inches without sustaining damage, and raccoons fit in a 4 inch space so therefor two raccoons can fit in your ass right? old news. But considering the fact that a mouse is 19 grams and raccoons weigh 6 kilograms on average, by extrapolating weight (let's say humans weigh 90kg on average) we can calculate that the ratio from human weight to raccoon weight is 1:15 and the ratio from raccoon weight to mouse weight is 1:315. (315 times 19 grams is close to 6 kilograms) Now considering the fact that a 1:15 ratio means two raccoons fit, we can simply divide by 7 and a half. 315 divided by 7.5 is 42, so it is reasonable to assume that a single raccoon can fit up to 42 mice up it's anus. Therefor, the human body can be used to smuggle up to two raccoons and 84 mice rectally.

what did you just call me you little ♥♥♥♥?

o̧̥͈̗̖͎̣m͈̣a̗̫̟̺n̘ ̰̗̖͙a̻ṃ ̥̠̤͇̠̺̤͠n͍͙o͕̮̺̼t̟͚ ̶̝̝̺g̛̩o͍͕̺̟͇̹o͚̝̙ͅd̵̖̙̣̘̜ ̳̲͍̺͉͔͎t҉o c̡o̢̤̼m̖͇̺̯͟p̢̜͖̭͙u̡͈͈͖̮̥te̙̫̜͈̭̮r̫͕̥̻̀

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