Sexless Marsh-Toad
Jake from State Farm(the black one)
Level
56
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600 XP
 
 
Hello there you guys out there!! I am a single, older, mature, black male who enjoys the company and friendship of other down to earth, kind hearted men regardless of what race he may be. I enjoy the bottom of things. I enjoy nature. I love animals but not to crazy about those that step on your foot like cows and horses. I enjoy horseback riding but have not been on one in a long time.

I was reared on a small farm where my parents raised everything for home consumption and financial sale. I have picked cotton, pull corn, and even hand milked a cow. I seek a good hearted man who will be able to accept me for me and not need a wondering eye to fullfill his needs and desires unless we are in an open relationship. I am religious and belong to the Methodist faith. Come be my best friend and partner....
I'm not gay but five dollars is five dollars
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Iron 5 Feb, 2021 @ 11:08am 
tony cheese has returned!!!!!!
hildy 5 Feb, 2021 @ 7:21am 
Hey guys, what’d I miss?
Iron 17 Jan, 2021 @ 6:07pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the terraria zoologist so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a blood moon occurs I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Astria. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Astria's tight fox ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/fox babies.



♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with a fox in the backyard. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Astria again.
hildy 18 Nov, 2020 @ 9:55am 
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
hildy 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:11pm 
I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life
hildy 7 Nov, 2020 @ 1:22am 
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