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those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
-- From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a
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Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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Lois: Don't try to pawn this off on your sister! She's a good girl!
Chris: Oh, yeah? Well, what about the time she strangled our other sister?
Lois: Oh, honey, we told you... that never happened. It was just a bad dream.
Chris: But I remember it so...
Lois Griffin, Peter: IT WAS A DREAM!
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Simon: "Am I talking to Miranda now?" (River makes a face) "No. Right."
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Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
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