In truth, I find myself in possession of a pair of curious devices, both serving distinct and noble purposes. The first of these contrivances- a faithful companion- is designated for the noble task of communing with the purveyor of provisions- the provider of sustenance- often referred to as, 'The Plug'. It is through these means that the essential essence of existence flows, that which nourishes and sustains.
The second of these marvels, a trusted companion, has been allocated to the delicate and intricate matter of consorting with the fairer sex. Those maidens of grace and demure. And to engage with the riches of the realm. In the pursuit of both passions and riches, this instrument proves its worth. Thus, I declare with due gravitas, that I am in possession of two such devices, one designated for the providers of sustenance, and one for the maidens of wealth that grace our mortal world.

mate?

mate?

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The audacity of this individual to believe that "it" is in any form capable or even eligible to perform basic individual tasks as an human being is astoundingly flawed and absolutely logically incorrect. I sincerely hope this half-breed gets brain cancer and dies without a shred of knowledge of whats happening to him as he dissolves into organic compound that will serve 10 times the use that he ever did.

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