Recent reviews by Useless Information

Easily one of the best games I have ever played, and has left a lasting impression on me. Go into this as blind as you can!! The less you know, the better.

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♥♥♥♥ Steve, all my homies hate Steve

Do NOT buy this game unless its on sale or until its price is lowered. At 60 dollars, the game just simply isn't worth it, and is insanely overpriced. This game had so much potential, and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it.

EDIT 9/30/2020: The game is far better now than it was at launch. I'd fully recommend giving it another shot if you didn't enjoy it at launch, unless you didn't like the gameplay loop.

what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible experience. I especially like that you can actually hook up with either of these girls rather than get a swift kick in the balls like the first one did.

I got the game for the items. I don't have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to play poker, but its still a fun game!

10/10 would nerdgasm over giant sea creatures again

I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what im doing...



































but I love it

if you liked half life 2, you r going to love this! basicly it adds more immersion with its upgraded shadows, new map effects (such as fog), and better lighting!