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20 of 54 (37%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:30am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:47am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:37am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:03am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:20am

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:56am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:56am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:35am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:40am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:12am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:50am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:50am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:56pm

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:20am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:00am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:49pm

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:41am

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:59am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:53pm

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:26am



Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

French Fika

Lick the croissant

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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