The King laughs at the Jester, but admires his wit and honesty.
I'm a scared gorilla in a smokey room.
I'm Neo in the Matrix in my head.
I think their giants when i get in the jungle
Life is really funny, and sometimes the joke is on you.
Truckdrivers are the Greybeards of the road.
One-stop shop. Non-stop slop.

People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.
People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.
People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.
People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.
People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.
People don't ♥♥♥♥ with me.

Integranationalist

Well, tomorrow 30 years ago was the fall of the Berlin Wall, I know that's a hell of a way to start explaining my box girlfriend, but.

That's right hussie, I am both the king's daughter and the president of the ♥♥♥♥ Saucer fanclub!

Life's a party, and I'm the piñata.

Just ♥♥♥♥ the bits.

The best foreplay is dinner.

Al wys rmbre hapi dys

♥♥♥♥ dude it's another day, gotta clean my ♥♥♥♥.

His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control!

You can't break what's already broken.

I might be horribly wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

I'm trying to memorize the details of her face, like it's the first time I'm seeing it... or the last.

At least life wants to ♥♥♥♥ me.

It's not the size of the worms that counts, it's how you wiggle it. ~Wise Friend

Bravery is going into a fight you know you'll loose.

I do not fear fear itself, I fear not being able to do anything.

Our car is now strongest example of Fresh Cut Pine you could ever find.

Perhaps I should have known it was a pipe-dream. If I had, I wouldn't have all this blood on my hands.

I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this world alive.

Guess nobody in town will know when you got that lumpy chubby stump on the go.

So life gives you lemons and you've just gotta eat them, rinds and all. And if you don't want to eat them? Your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. So that's fun.

what makes me a good camel mom if I would have got dem Omen

The best player on any team when he plays TF2, and modest

BrOkEn : staccato is best spy ive seen yet
angrysword1345 : yah he is
[ReG] iJoodFoot : Iunno
[ReG] iJoodFoot : I haven't seen him out of KOTH yet
[ReG] iJoodFoot : but still. I commend
BrOkEn : Staccato, i love u baby, but quit being a spy
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"Settling our differences" - Sell a Stout Shako for 2 Refined to a Soldier
"DemoDemoBAN" - Get kicked or banned from a server mic spamming DemoDemoPan
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