A farmer stumbles up the stairs carrying a sheep under his arm waking his wife rosanne. She awakes slowly. The farmer says this is the pig that I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The wife says that’s not a pig it’s a sheep. The farmer yells back SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP I WAS TALKING TO THE SHEEP!

Now what I never understood about that joke is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the sheep would be better than talking to it.. I mean what’s the sheep going to say, oh yeah I had sex with rosanne and it was BAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDDD!!!