Évaluations récentes de gonzalo

Bethesda strikes again. I bought this game when it came out and played about 25 hours or so, and then uninstalled it because it just became far too repetitive, and doesn't really do anything special. Decided to reinstall it, but my SSD is full and I learned that it is unplayable on a HDD unless you don't mind eternal loading screens or your game freezing every 4 seconds. I get that it's not as much of an issue these days but optimising your game so poorly that it can't be played on a hard drive is appalling stuff.

Gameplay wise it's sort of similar to fallout, but with space exploration and ship combat. The story isn't great; even fallout 4's vanilla story is better, and I don't think any of the NPCs have as much charm or personality as they do in, say, New Vegas or Oblivion. Overall it's alright, but I wouldn't say it's worth what you pay for it or 128gb of storage space.

Obviously it's the most fun to play with friends, especially if they're wimps, but going into a random lobby with people who can instantly identify the ghost based on things i can't even notice is pretty special too

Based

i like this game because it allows me to pretend i have a better job than i do in real life

This game is very very good, when I told my girlfriend I beat Malenia she instantly came like 17 times. However, I broke up with her and fulfil my sexual urges by looking at myself in the mirror and masturbating.

10/10 life changing stuff

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The best part of this game for me is the variation,
No castle is the same ( except on lock-down )
There is many different heros for you to test and analyse
This game challenges you and hooks you in by making you think "1 more go" and at times it is VERY frustrating
Beating the bosses with the Obol took me over 30 Hrs of gameplay but it was well worth it for the sense of achievement you recieve when the gates lights change.
There is so many different swords and gear which you collect by doing challenges in the castle which also hooks you in by wanting to collect them all.

If I had to describe this game in one word it would be"outstanding"
Great work developers
10/10

this game is very very good however it's absolutely rammed with hackers so instead of doing a review here's the lyrics to my favourite song:

Sexy boys, fancy boys
Playboys, bad boys
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x4]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get buzzed off the spice that I bring
Guess who's got the party jumpin'?
Glow in the dark rave, aura pumping
It's nice and different, yo ♥♥♥♥ the system
My system pumps off it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face
Step into my world nou's jy tuis in paradys
Yo word up to my brother, muis
Pump up your speakers, God se Jesus
Kyk wies rapping, lekker to the drum
These bad boys like to smack me on the bum
My crew's blowing up like Chappies bubblegum
Popping in your face, nyaaaa
Yo ♥♥♥♥ the rat race my style is rap rave
My crew is kak fresh, so who the ♥♥♥♥ cares?
What you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think, I'm the type of chick
Who rolls with spif giftige misfits

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x8]

[Ninja:]
Hold up! Whoa, whoa wait a minute-minute, Jesus Christ
Yo my man DJ High Tek - ♥♥♥♥, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat is nice
Back in the day them dwankies didn't want to believe in us
Little did they know that they was in for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big surprise
Left home locked in my Zef Zone
Ready for the test yo? What the ♥♥♥♥, I guess so...
Hit the overseas, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s heads get blown
Get everything for free like Dr. Dre Beats headphones
When I get home I lounge on my Zef throne
Make my mummy happy cause I get so paid
Making my money rapping over techno rave
I can take you 'round the world, let's go babe
When I step up and do my thing I put you in a trance
My Zef ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clique got it going on
♥♥♥♥ what you think, I do what I want
I can make a million little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump

Jump ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, jump ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump [x4]

Increase the peace, don't wreck the party
And ♥♥♥♥ da jol up for everybody
Ek's a laarney, jy's a gam
Want jy lam innie mang, met jou slang in a man

[Yo-Landi:]
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x4]

Now why you loer en kyk gelyk?
Is ek miskien van goud gemake?
You want to fight, you come tonight
Ek moer jou sleg! So jy hardloop weg

[Ninja:]
God se Jesus, we come to party
Pump your speakers, yo rock your body
In God we trust, You can't ♥♥♥♥ with us
We not taking kak

[Yo-Landi:]
I'd like to say what's up
To my sexy boys, and my fancy boys
And my playboys, and my bad boys
And my pretty boys, and my ugly boys
And my naughty boys
We gonna have a nice time kids

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot [x10]