Recent reviews by UltimatelySlow

I hate this game.

My favorite part about this game, was when they snatch Shaun away from you. That Frosted Flakes guy did you a favor and got rid of the kid so you can go explore the wasteland. The thing I hated the most was they want you to go find Shaun........
Why would I want the kid back? In the Five minutes that you've known him he did nothing but cry.
Finding Shaun < Explore Wasteland

Is fun
play it

This game has better graphics than the Witcher 3!
It's intensity makes DOOM look like a joke!
The STORY is more convoluted than Kingdom Hearts'
You kill BIG-THICC Alien Things--Small crappy toe-biting dinosaurs--and several other annoying enemies who's AI is so intelligent it's beyond artificial!
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT!?




not gonna lie this game kinda sucks.......

The name is literately a pun.
10/10

-You Shoot
-You Loot
10/10

I never got into CS:GO but if it's anything like this then I see why it's great.

Collect-"No free slots in suit inventory"- Warp, Sell, Repeat!
After a few hours of this then you remember there was a story in there somewhere

Yes.

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!"
very epic.