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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:32pm

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:49am

Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 8:26am

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:52am

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:17am

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 9:34am

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:24pm

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 10:08am

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:54pm

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 9:37am

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:13pm

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:44pm

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:40pm

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:56am

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:42am

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:39am

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:01pm

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:02pm

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:58am

You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 11:44am

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:09am

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:16am

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:19am

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 5:24am

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:06am

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:05am

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:28am

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:18am

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:41pm

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:04pm

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:12pm

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:57am

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 12:05pm

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:45am

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:27am

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 11:09am

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 11:14am

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:06am

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:16am

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 9:20am

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:38am

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:26am

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:18am

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 8:49am

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 10:11am

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:15am

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:18am

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 11:10am

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:33am

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 9:39am

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:57am

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 5:50am

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:54am

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 11:34am

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:14am

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:52am



#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award

B-Side

Survived Day 2

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades
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