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12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impossible to complete, once you progress enough (around day 130) you cant return to previous islands without being raped by greed. The game makes walls and archers weak as ♥♥♥♥ so your reliant on having a ♥♥♥♥ ton of them and a bunch of knights and shield builders to defend every night, which also means you have to babysit the walls all the time or they break and everything dies. This means that once you return to a previous island thats been mostly decayed plus you can only bring a handful of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the boat with you your whole defence is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as your gonna get 192831893721983719837912739731298371298 greed with level 3 walls and 30 dudes that managed not to get game ended by decay + boat people. Its not enough to launch shield charges (which is the system that exists to compensate for ♥♥♥♥ walls and archers, you pay money for the knights and builders to launch attacks against the greed during night raids), which is the only way to stop the walls breaking down since as before mentioned the walls and archers are weak as ♥♥♥♥. To do these wall attacks you also need a shield building which you need to expand like 2 walls outward beyond the base walls to get and then to spend a trillion coins trying to buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of shields while also at the same time fending off a billion greed with 30 blokes and walls made out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ construction paper. overall fantastic but nearly impossible for the average player so fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ walls and archers then we good
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
85.3 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
shooting anime girls has added years to my life
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
166.8 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Stop stealing all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ credits tom
Posted 25 March, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
17.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Map marker was broken so i couldnt progress any further lmao

play new vegas, thats a much better game for the exact same price
Posted 9 February, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
27.6 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Hunt down the freeman is a modern masterpiece in gaming, with its incredible storytelling (which links into half lifes' plot very well), revolutionary variety in weaponry, and dialog so realistic and brilliantly written that can only be rivalled by two harvard graduates talking about hixaboosoos and catastrophicons. Truly royal radius entertainment have outdone themselves, can't wait for the sequel, "track down the borealis"
Posted 27 November, 2018. Last edited 1 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Like Gmod for VR
Posted 6 December, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.4 hrs on record
its ok
Posted 21 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
3,073.6 hrs on record
i'm still ♥♥♥♥ at this game
Posted 20 March, 2016. Last edited 30 November.
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