Recent reviews by Bongo Selecta

Boring. It was my own stupid fault for playing too long to refund. Really tedious.

This just isn't very good. It's hard to see what's an enemy, the controls are floaty compared to something like Vampire survivors, which is super precise. If you walk into a tree you take damage, and you can only take a very small amount of damage before you die. It's ok, but it's not great.

It's not very polished but it's surprisingly good for something made by a ten year old.

Well... I'm presuming it was made by a ten year old?

Not even 5 minutes in and I can't find my way back to the screen I started on, to jump my ship to Mars which is one of the first objectives. No idea what's going on, nothing is explained. Tutorial is useless. In such a crowded market people are just going to request a refund and move on, which is what I've just done. Why would I waste my life trying to figure this out?

Eveything is pitch black and the tutorial is useless. I nearly finished a sword and then went to put it into the fire and it vanished. I only managed to buy the materials from the shop by clicking things at random, it's totally unintuitive. Why would I spend my time fighting the UI and trying to work out what I'm supposed to do, when the tutorial should take me through it? There simply isn't time in my life to persevere with something as unpolished as this. Why should I?