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Y̸u̷r̶i̴.̵U̵S̷R̸K̸ 7 Jul @ 12:09am

I ever tell you about the time Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn’t want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it’s like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, "Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed,” right? As it turns out, it’s hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith’s brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get ‘em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn’t recognize his own brother Paul no more.

Y̸u̷r̶i̴.̵U̵S̷R̸K̸ 5 Jul @ 12:10pm

Now, in the land of Fu Manchu,
The girls all now do the Suzie-Q,
Clap their hands in the center of the floor,
Saying, "Ching, ching, chop-suey, swing some more!"
Now, geisha girls in old Japan,
Wink behind their peacock fans,
Since they learned to say, "Yeah!
Let's swing it like Amelican's swing swing dance!"

Captain Autismo 7 Jun @ 6:29pm

-2

Y̸u̷r̶i̴.̵U̵S̷R̸K̸ 13 Apr @ 5:27am

Nu sak' ardievu tu Dzimtenei
Un nokar galvu, kad projām ej
Ej tur, kur liktens tev nolēmis
Un laimes durvis ir atvēris
Ej tur, kur liktens tev nolēmis
Un laimes durvis ir atvēris
Tu mūžām izdzīts no Dzimtenes
Cīnies ar vāciem un austriešiem
To zemi, zemi tu atstāji,
Kur bērnibs dienās tu staigāji
To zemi, zemi tu atstāji,
Kur bērnibs dienās tu staigāji
Vai sirmais tēvs tev vairs neredzēs
Un mātes balsi vairs nedzirdēs
Tev radi, draugi vairs nepazīs
Un līgava tevi aizmirsīs
Tev radi, draugi vairs nepazīs
Un līgava tevi aizmirsīs
Tu mūžām izdzīts no Dzimtenes
Ko sirdī nesi, ko mīlēji
To zemi, zemi tu atstāji,
Kur jaunībs dienās tu staigāji
To zemi, zemi tu atstāji,
Kur jaunībs dienās tu staigāji

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