Height - 6ft
Likes - Long romantic walks in the sand, expensive crockery, smashing expensive crockery, stamps.
Weight - Wouldn't you like to know honey.
Favourite Chocolate - Kitkat
Favourite food - Lego
Favourite tangfastic - The Cherries (they look like testicles)
Favourite Paper - Xerox performer lazer and inkjet printing paper.
Paper specifications - A4, 80g/m2, bulk purchase 500 sheets (absolute bargain)
Blood Type - B+
Favourite item of clothing - Dressing Gown
Alarm Clock brand - noza tec
Alarm clock times on monday - 10am
Alarm clock times on tuesday - 7am
Alarm clock times on wednesday - 10am
Alarm clock times on thursday - 10am
Alarm clock times on Friday - 10am
Alarm clock times on Saturday - 10am
Alarm clock times on Sunday - 10am
Memory stick size - 16gigs (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meaty)
Printer type - Canon MG 2950 series
Printer quality - good but loud, 7/10
Printer location in relation to PC - Directly above on some shelves.
PC location in relation to desk - just to the left and on the floor.
Desk location in relation to wardrobe - Directly to the left.
Warddrobe location in relation to sink - Approximately 3 metres north.
Sink location in relation to door - approximately 75cm to the north-east
Size of window - Large
Quality of bed - slightly too small and tends to squeak at night with my movement, 4/10
Quality of Mattress - Comfortable but not luxurious 5/10
Quality of Duvet - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonderful 8/10
Quality of Pillows - Adequate. 5/10
Favourite Film - Father's day
Favourite type of alcohol - water
Outlook on life - From the window
Quantity of milk currently owned as of 18/02/2017 - 1.5l in 3 500ml cartons
Contents of pencil pot - 1 scissor, 5 black pens, 3 blue pens and 1 green pen.
Favourite toothpast - Colgate minty
Toothbrush Colour - Blue
Favourite roundabout - Barton-under-Needwood
Favourite charity - National Pothole Action, they're accidents waiting to happen.
Favourite date - January 16, national nothing day

Monitor - Bright
Keyboard - Bright
Mouse - Scary
Mouse Pad - Black
Headset - Worn
Graphics card - Fancy
Processor - Processing
Motherboard - The wrong one
RAM - Many
Storage Space - 1 Garage
CPU Cooler - The wind
Power Supply - The plug.
Mouse DPI - 2/4 lights
In game sensitivity - Angry Feminist
Crosshair - Shroud's but with more moving. (And a better player)
FOV - Limited by my physical form.
Knives - I UNBOXED A FAC NEW GAMMA DOPPLER KARAMBIT BABY #SOLDIT

Most cuts recieved unintentionally by throwing around a sharp knife - 5
Longest time without a proper meal - 3.5 days
Longest time without a drink - 1 day
Most slices of garlic bread eaten in 1 sitting - 9, I ran out :(
Stupidest thing done - Placing hand on active iron and holding it there #banta
Most game time on single character in Monster Hunter - 278 hours baby
Saddest moment in life - Seeing how much money ive spent on SMITE
Most water drunk in a single sitting - 4 liters (Im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts)
Sickest Roast - Joe M "Thats the heaviest thing you've ever carried"
Me "Nah I've played League of Legends with you mate"
Former surf admin for FoG, RIP