with all due respect I would also call myself "a gift from the Gods" if I was some lowtier immigrant poor kid with no friends and no female attention ngl

♥♥♥ mother u are +rep :)

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Loves a wet willy

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