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what the ♥♥♥♥?

OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime boy' archetype. Useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puke in my mouth.

Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. I bet you buy your clothes at Old Navy, or GAP. Or even worse, ABERCROMBIE. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your ♥♥♥♥ stain American Eagle football jock friends. "wow /u/Riccars is so cool!!! he knows all about le korea shows!!!" but I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ポーズ

How do I get Japanese girls to like me? When I approach them, I say konichiwa, and I ask them about anime, but they seem to be shy around me (which is cute (XwX) ). Once this girl just laughed at me with her friends and left, and I told her that Pearl Harbour was all in the past, but she still ignored me.

spook

He is an anal avenger of the highest calender

INVOKEM GIGANTUS IN MY PANTUS

you arent worthless, i like you so it means you mattter i love you like shuppet

I love you <333

Wt ring u got bithc?

+rep swag kid

Awesome guy, would e-date, no ♥♥♥♥.

+rep! friendly and fast!

+rep Great trader! Pleasure doing business with this fine gentleman

Hey Crab Spu! For some reason it says you were offline in the chatbox (but not on your profile) and you sent messages to me offline (magically I presume) but I couldn't send any to you :(

n Shepherds wii shall bee
For thee, mah Lord, for thee.
Power hat descended fourth from Thy band
Our foot May swiftly carry out Thy comMANds.
So we shill flow a river forth to Thee
And teem(o)ing with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni...Patri...Ezio Fili Spiritus Sancti

IT'S THE PLOT TWIST THAT EVERYBODY SAW COMING

This is only a test of the emergency broadcast system: Please get under a table, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye; thank you.

Thats a pretty cool game. You can shoot things and stuff.

SPU!
this be vewy importont
http://www.digitalmindsoft.eu/games/men-of-war-assault-squad/open-beta
it'll be free until the release... which will be next year... so yeah enjoy and spread the word about the site, the keys are unlimited and the game is pretty dong good

MONAY MONAY MONAY

I WANT DRUGS! NOW!!!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3SEQUUX1
I found that song you were looking for.
You're welcome.

WHATS THIS I HEAR ABOUT SPEHS MAHREENZ?

NOW WE CAN ALL BE SPEHS MAHREENZ!

SPEHHS MAHREENS!

:D Crab check out my newgrounds userbar it's haingi.newgrounds.com

Okay guys, I got my accouint back

WHY SPU. WHY DID YOU DUN GOOF YOURSELF INTO BEING HAX'D. Those links offering pr0nz of alex noodz, yeah, don't click them.

This dude be Hacked.

Me too.

No Riku, I'm fine :3

Did you get aids and die, Spu?D:

GARDEVOIR used ATTRACT!

I ONLY OWN IRON BOOTS A HAMMER AND 3 HEARTS LEAVE ME ALONE

I REQUIRE YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER

nice pic <3

really?

DUDE. YOU NEED TO WATCH THESE. http://tubedubber.com/#_K9AxO5t4BE:sfSXn4mcsDY:0:100:0:0:true
http://tubedubber.com/#wUbFgKNaqak:Lz0v-qixpOI:0:100:8:0:true

BTW: I made that second one.

OH ♥♥♥♥ I CAPTCHALOUGED JOHN EGBERT SRSLY LOOK http://timelesschaos.com/mspa.php?curswf=captchas

Where the heck have you been, crab spu?