I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Tyber is a Gay Lord. Yes, a Gay Lord, the one we've been looking for. He knows the ways of the cringe. He has been trained to use foul stickers. Absolutely sure.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that]] It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

onions smell bad

onions have layers

onions are gay

10/10, future motivational speaker, would listen to again