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Hello Twig, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this godess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam. I'm quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I'm a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together. I see you play dota 2, are you good at ability draft? I am an AD aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that.

It's not cool to tell the truth Twi. He doesn't even wear a suit!

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)
I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Hange.
I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.
I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx