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1 person found this review helpful
137.4 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
Amazingly simple concept - poker + rogue-like - but it's executed so, so well.

This is a fantastic game that exemplifies the best qualities of the genre - replayable, addictive, rewarding.
Players are encouraged to try again with different strategies, so when runs go south you don't feel hard done to - you just get up and try again. Sometimes you make a play and it doesn't work out, sometimes the cards you draw just aren't what you need - but occasionally, you get that synergy that really helps you smash through those targets and successfully take the run to completion.

This game is just phenomenal. It's crazy addictive, and you just have to try it for yourself. You won't regret it.
Posted 9 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
25.2 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Save Little Planet - travel through time and gather the 7 Chaos Emeralds Time Stones! Alternatively, make a Good Future by visiting the planet's Past and destroying all the Egg Teleporters, and free the animals with taking out Metal Sonic's Holograms! Very challenging game with 4D thinking required, and with Special Stages using a unique psuedo-3D style.
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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16.0 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Complete nonsense from start to finish. A golf game that golfers and golf-haters will both enjoy. A modern masterpiece.
Posted 16 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
CEO of holding company is dating 16 year olds and selling out this platform to crypto bros. Thoroughly disgusting behaviour.

Don't play if you value your 3D assets.

Edit: they're also blocking people from their Twitter account for anyone voicing any kind of concern or complaint about their latest update. Really pathetic.

"Am I so out of touch? No. It's the entire playerbase who are wrong."
Posted 15 August, 2023. Last edited 15 August, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
14.5 hrs on record
Made a lot of bigots, racists and homophobes cry because of one minor update, would recommend.
Posted 24 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Amazing short film! The production quality is exceedingly high, despite the spartan, low-res nature of the graphics of the game on which its based. Lots of attention paid to details from both the game's world and nature. Still can't believe this short is free.
Posted 25 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
I bought this game after being pestered by my girlfriend and because I was watching a number of streamers play this.
The game is clearly broken, because who allows a brand new player to spawn directly in front of the killer?!

I nominated this game for the "Mom's Spaghetti" award, because it did illicit a physical reaction - outright disgust that I paid for this game - and I'm still kicking myself that I haven't applied for a refund yet.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
56.0 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
This game has NEVER run properly. The game is full of so many crashes. Currently, the game crashes before loading the main menu. THE MAIN MENU. I can't currently even play the game, and it's not down to my computer being the problem.

The problem lies with the game's sh*tty coding. The Speedrunning community have tried to highlight the issues a number of times - they have actually isolated the problem for a large number of crashes. Every time they've tried to communicate this to the dev team at ID, the default response is to send a reply pointing to a vague help guide for troubleshooting crashes.

The devs of this game clearly don't care about this game, this franchise or its fans. They think that by burying their heads in the sand the problems won't go away. Maybe if they could pull their thumbs out of arses and FIX THIS GAME, I might actually write a review in praise of the gameplay.

Until they fix these crashes, this is a subpar and broken game with no satisfactory gameplay - you can't actually play the game! Do not waste your money.
Posted 7 June, 2017. Last edited 7 June, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In this game's current state, you constantly have to wrestle control from the game in order to do anything. There must be some sort of large memory leak somewhere to cause this, but at the moment the game is frustratingly unplayable.
Posted 20 January, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
Received this as a gift from my lovely girlfriend <3 Will take some getting used to but I think the controller and I will get along just fine B)
Posted 18 January, 2017.
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