I sexually Identify as an UGM-133A Trident II nuclear SLBM. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being launched from a submarine and nuke disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a submarine-launched ballistic missile is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a three-stage rocket,a thurst vector control and a nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Trident” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a SLBMphobe and need to check your missile privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

#BetterASpicThanNick

November 12. Fallout 4 Came out November 10. It's been two days and this boy has 35 hours on record

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