Recent reviews by Truly Evil Bob

Yell at your friends until they play it with you. Then you get board and they yell at you to play it with them.

If you want a really generic RPG there is nothing more generic than Might & Magic. Nothing in the lore really gets you going. Sure there is an opening about a treacherous angel that sound pretty epic, but you'll get none of that. That opening is a lie. Nope, it's grinding through spiders and wolves for you. Make your numbers go higher. Are there spells that do interesting things, somewhat, but most things you want to use those spells on are immune. Boss fight you'd like to pin down? Sorry, that thing is immune to roots and push backs and everything that makes the battle tactical. What you need, the only thing you need, is numbers. Make your numbers go up.
Nothing in this game is visually anything. Its so generic it makes you want to unfocus your eyes. Maybe this game is good for meditiation? You can really zone out, until they ask you some stupid lore stuff. Did you forget what the obelisk names are? Good luck fast traveling then. You didn't remember Babberthool the generic, go look it up online. It's the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way.
Game wasted my time. Go play Edler Scrolls again. You'll get a much better experience.

Kinda adorable, kinda crap. You play as a little girl and have all the motor control of a little girl, as to say you waddle around platforming with terrible sloggy controls.