Recent reviews by ASS KICKER

I never obey traffic laws and i hate cops and have lots of money because im an original gangster from the hood.

Tiger Woods Got Arrested For A DUI

Man does this game bring back memories of my days in the hood. It's every street gentleman for himself out there! Smokin opps with da choppas, whippin the drive by cars, and biggest of all poppin pills and sippin drank! I think anyone who used to bang for they block should try this game especially if you was really out there toatin the big straps like me!

I play this game while receiving head!

Let me just start out by saying the cars in this game are NO MATCH to any of my cars in real life when it comes to speed! However the combination of vehicular manslaughter and the sport the kids I would beat up in high school played, makes for a somewhat enjoyable experience.

I myself am quite the hardened felon, and I can confidently say that this game falls very short from living up to the money getting, foreign driving, cop killing, and prostitute picking up lifestyle that I live outside of the game. I strongly urge rockstar to maybe look more into the life of someone like me when creating their next grand theft auto game.

It's ok for the most part, my biggest issue is I always seem to have substantially more money than everyone else playing! Which unfortunately distracts me from the task at hand because I have to end up spending the whole game making fun of my teammates for not being able to financially compare to me. If there can be a minimum bank balance matchmaking function added I would really appreciate it!