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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 5:15pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 3:17pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 1:08pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 2:11pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 2:30pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 3:11pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 4:15pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 4:47pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 8:34pm

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 10:24pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:07pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:24pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 2:57pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 3:35pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 2:34pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 3:59pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 2:29pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 4:14pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 6:00pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 3:59pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 5:41pm



OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.