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๐Ÿง“ Review #1: Back in My Day, We Played 1.6 and We Liked It
โญโญโ˜†โ˜†โ˜† (2/5 LAN Cables)

Counter-Strike 2, huh? Back in my day, it was 1.6, baby. We didnโ€™t have smoke physics. We had square clouds that looked like a broken vape. And we liked it.

Let me walk you through my experience booting this thing up:

Step 1: Download a 50-gigabyte update to play a game Iโ€™ve been playing since Bush was president.
Step 2: Try to find de_dust2.
Step 3: Realize itโ€™s been โ€œreimaginedโ€ with lighting so realistic I need sunglasses indoors.

The guns?
Too many buttons now. I tried to quickswitch with my old binds and instead threw a decoy grenade that sounded like a duck choking on a kazoo. And donโ€™t get me started on the AWP. I used to one-tap dreams with that bad boy. Now it feels like itโ€™s coated in molasses. Also, everyone jumps around corners like caffeinated kangaroos.

The players?
Back in 2003, you LANed with your boys in someoneโ€™s momโ€™s basement, drinking flat Mountain Dew and screaming across the room. Now? Now I get headshot in 0.3 seconds by someone named "xX420DankSniperXx" using a $900 anime skin and a VPN from space.

Yes, the smoke physics are cool. Yes, the Source 2 engine is sleek. But it just feels wrong. Too clean. Too modern. I want jank. I want the raw Counter-Strike. I want to bunny hop off a crate and knife a dude in 4 pixels.

Bring back 1.6. Or at least give me the dignity of a server browser that doesn't feel like I'm filing taxes.
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sweatpants(road to 500 commends) 13 Sep @ 8:07pm 
-rep either queuing with a waller or walling himself
boi 9 Sep @ 10:41pm 
Fool.
โœช MoDz 8 Sep @ 7:00pm 
guys horrendous
Jay777 8 Sep @ 12:03am 
dum bass
ObyBizzy 29 Aug @ 3:17am 
cheating his โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ off
Ryuu 25 Aug @ 1:04am 
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