Recent reviews by Coconut Mall

Did you play SWAT 4? Buy this game. Do you like tactical shooters? Buy this game. Do you have a lust for violence that can only be quenched through simulated police brutality? Buy this game.

Just buy the game, that's all, I need as many people as possible to buy this game so that I can see it be completed. There was some rocky stuff in the development, as I originally preordered this since I saw that ezstreet, a swat 4 modder, was working on the game. He dropped the project, which worried me for quite some time. However, development has seemingly picked up substantially since then.

I would recommend against buying the supportor edition, despite myself having done so, because there really isn't much point imo. I've disregarded the fringe "early access" to updates benefit and just play the main build, however I did receive a neat mousepad when I preordered (not something that happens anymore, to be clear) and I do use the FBI HRT skins, but they are not worth the 90~ CAD price tag (mousepad kinda made the pricetag okay, but I preordered the supporter edition specifically to support the game getting completed). I'd only buy supporter if you simply want to see this game be completed, since the remainder of the benefits really aren't that amazing overall.

I received a mousepad, so this was actually kinda worth it when I bought it. Going to recommend because I only bought this to support the devs in getting the game made, since I preordered before there was anything to even play. I would say just buy the base game and don't worry about this unless you want to support the games development, since thats really the only reason to pay the premium upcharge besides the FBI HRT stuff I guess.

You ever sit and wonder "what would happen if I just snapped one day and went postal", this game sorta delivers on that if you always imagined "going postal" as being put into your choice of white room or 10 slighty different crack dens and shooting the same bald dude with no chin while going "oh wow, thats a bit violent, innit?".

10/10, this is the game that will be found on a US school shooters computer in the next half-decade and become a news sensation because they refuse to address the gun problem and would rather whine about violent video games.

was very fun, would recommend if you like to be mold boy shoot big gun huge vampire big booba

I absolutely love this game, even more so as time has gone on.

I bought this game in June of 2015, at that time, it was so simple and still, I loved it.

The Dev has done an amazing job to create a compelling little software management game that, while still in development 6 years later, has a lot to offer at an extremely reasonable price. Not to mention, the modding community is pretty active with a lot of very nice content mods that help patch up some sections of the game you may feel is lacking, or simply add some much needed customization in the form of additional wall elements, decorative elements like kitchenette sets and so on, just a lot to offer overall in the modding scene.

There are obviously issues, some glaring problems and much needed "quality of life" features like better ways to show rooms that lack fire alarms and sprinklers, difficulty tweaks, and I'm sure other things I can't think of right now.

I hope to see this game released relatively soon, if for nothing but to see what Otto has to show next. No matter what it is, I know I'll be giving it a try, based on the quality of what I've seen so far.

I got it for free, and its better then the game I paid for which I was already happy with. I'm not even sure how I could say anything negative about this?

vare gad gae, wad rec 2 ew! 5 aet af 5

update 28/02/2023: played a few more hours, im bad at it and can't take getting ♥♥♥♥ on by 1 more 12 year old child. rating is now 4/5 due to how absolutely ass mad I get.

The game that started it all, of course its good.

its okay, lot of cheaters and smurfs, but i like it sometimes

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