✪ Dimk Nimkim ✪: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 30 июн. 2022 г. в 7:01

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 1:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 0:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2022 г. в 20:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 0:37

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 1:03

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 11 окт. 2017 г. в 4:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 19:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:00

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:29

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 0:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 17 мая. 2021 г. в 1:54

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:28

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2022 г. в 21:02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:22

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 19:06

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Дата получения: 18 мая. 2021 г. в 2:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 0:32

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 11 окт. 2017 г. в 3:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 0:37

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 0:32

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 19:20

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:11

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 3:20

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 0:49

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 20:25

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:16

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 0:38

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:55

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 0:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 0:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 1:06

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 8 окт. 2017 г. в 0:22

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 1:38

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 11 окт. 2017 г. в 4:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 1:05

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 19:18

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Дата получения: 17 мая. 2021 г. в 2:00

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 16 мая. 2021 г. в 1:44

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2022 г. в 21:03

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 1:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 0:55

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 21:28

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 17 мая. 2021 г. в 1:59

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 23:19

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 15 мая. 2021 г. в 20:03

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 17 мая. 2021 г. в 1:57

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Дата получения: 29 июл. 2022 г. в 21:21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

29 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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