Fantastic Counter-Strike player. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, friendly fire, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

Hey dude. How's it hanging? Bodacious. So, how was your trip? Woah, sounds like you really had a smoking time. You know, I know that your life can be a bummer sometimes and you have to deal with major dweebs at work, so I'm glad you could get out and get a sweet Vacay. It's nice to get away from all the bogusness sometimes. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin'. Let's crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh... Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah!Well, Dudeski. I guess we're finally here. Yeah, It's always a jam to kick it with you too, my main monkey. Remember to drink plently of fluids. Stay loose, bro.

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ur mum p e n t a g a y

Wish Dante would ask money from me rather than say happy birthday and snort a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rail

~rimg hardcore toe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

WHAT IN ♥♥♥♥ IS DONE TO THIS POOR RIFLE? STUPID HICK AMERICAN WITH TEN GALLON HAT AND GIANT PICKUP TRUCK LOOKS AT PERFECTLY FINE SIMONOV KARBIN AND SAYS "NO, RIFLE NEED MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON IT"?
WHAT IS REASON FOR PISTOL GRIP? IF YOU NEED TO FIRE FROM HIP IN EMERGENCY, NOW HAND IS TWISTED INTO PAINFUL ANGLE AND YOU MISS EVERY ENEMY! LOOK AT WRONG ANGLE OF BAYONET! LOOK AT CHEAP PLASTIC MAGAZINE THAT FEEDS CARTRIDGE LIKE CONSTANTLY JAMMING PEZ CANDY BOX! WHERE DID CLEANING STICK GO?
I HEAR OF 922 LAW IN AMERICA. ADDING PISTOL GRIP TO WEAPON MEANS YOU CHANGE OTHER PARTS. WHAT ELSE YOU ♥♥♥♥? YOU PUT NEW BOLT EDIFICE? HOW ABOUT BAD FIT RECEIVER COVER FOR CHEAP SCOPE TO SHOW OFF AT HICK PARTY AND NEVER HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN?
SURE, IS ONLY YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE BUT IS STILL PROUD DESIGN OF SERGEI SIMONOV. THIS IS LIKE SENDING HIM BIRTHDAY CARD WITH SEVERED OFF THUMB OF DAUGHTER IN ENVELOPE. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGEI! I PISS ON ALL YOU CREATE!"

You ain't neva seen a ♥♥♥♥♥ succ on my ♥♥♥♥, RAW FUCCIN ♥♥♥♥, AW LAWD THA MOUTH be FYRE FYRE DAMN MY Shmeat so thickk

Hi, my name is Aots and I'm looking for someone to be my Server Director on my new Fallout Roleplay Server called Hostell Lazarus. I know you have some experience directing servers and I know you have a genuine love for roleplay. So, if you'd like to assist my vision in creating the greatest, most progressive roleplay community in Garrys Mod history, please add me and let's get to talking! Thanks.

sorry to wake you up, but there were actually three planes that went into the World Trade Center. but it was flown by a black pilot so the liberal leftist media never released the footage because he "dindunuffin" and was just a misguided pilot who didn't know better

you're the iruka sensei to my naruto

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

hey add mne

thats an aweful small body pillow m80

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Stop right there roleplaying scum, pay the meme team a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen character development are now forfeit.

msg if u tier 5 on war thunder (Zane) Apr 20 @ 6:51pm
I thought that you were, in true honesty, my friend. I see to it that I'm wrong, you are a roleplay ruiner, and I do dislike you highly. Please. I request you stop your DDoS.. In all honesty, it's not worth it. I'm trying to do something here. And you're ruining it for me. All the time. Just, please. I'm the only good roleplayer here and I want to make an example. But, no. We have people like you, who are two-faced and ♥♥♥♥. Please, with all due respect, don't ever, talk to me again.

I thought that you were, in true honesty, my friend. I see to it that I'm wrong, you are a roleplay ruiner, and I do dislike you highly. Please. I request you stop your DDoS.. In all honesty, it's not worth it. I'm trying to do something here. And you're ruining it for me. All the time. Just, please. I'm the only good roleplayer here and I want to make an example. But, no. We have people like you, who are two-faced and ♥♥♥♥. Please, with all due respect, don't ever, talk to me again.

I thought that you were, in true honesty, my friend. I see to it that I'm wrong, you are a roleplay ruiner, and I do dislike you highly. Please. I request you stop your DDoS.. In all honesty, it's not worth it. I'm trying to do something here. And you're ruining it for me. All the time. Just, please. I'm the only good roleplayer here and I want to make an example. But, no. We have people like you, who are two-faced and ♥♥♥♥. Please, with all due respect, don't ever, talk to me again.

makes the WORSE scripts m9k should be used for all srp!!

roleplays on his birthday

+rep

pretty okay robocraft player

the most useless person ever tbh

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send this gorilla to each and everyone of your family members to spread awareness of the global gorilla extinction, this wild gorilla is about to be wiped out by the africans - lets find it a home before we lose one of the world's magnificent and amazing creatures

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notice how your internet just cut out then, ♥♥♥♥♥♥? thats what me and my boys call a DDOS. you know what that means, ♥♥♥♥♥? it means I hacked your IP ♥♥♥♥♥♥. a distributed denial of service attack, thousands of packets attacking your home router all at once, kinda like me and your mom last night heres some advice fuccboi, run while you still can, I have an express shipment of AIDS gas coming to your doorstep all because you and your snide little comments online, next time think twice before trying to cross me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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A fine gentleman right here.

gaymas fagscott

lost the gamf. oh dear

fail turky just fail...

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What's up

hi. if you have me blocked for some reason you can unblock me now.

Yes Sphess Mahreens its a joke clan based on a Flash toon that makes fun of the horible voice acting on DoW Warhammer 40K soulstorm

wtf SPHEESSSS MARRRRRINEEEEESSSSSS

rock on !