"Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."

“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”"

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

"They may cut your ♥♥♥♥ in half. And serve it to a pig."
"And though it hurts, you'll laugh. And you dance a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jig."
"But that's the way it goes. In war you're shat upon."
"Though we die, La Resistance lives on."

"Hey Anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss."
"We know your weakness, Our rock it's sauce."
"We rock the Casbah and blow your mind."
"We will defeat you for all mankind."
"You hold the scepter, We hold the key.
"You are the Devil, We are the D!"