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Recent reviews by Faeröer

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
141.1 hrs on record (79.9 hrs at review time)
"Let me tell you something you already know. This game ain't no sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Not you, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as Dark Souls. But it ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can GET hit and keep moving forward, how much you can TAKE and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done, but you gotta be willing to take the hits and not pointing fingers saying "I can't beat this game because of Abyss Watchers, Aldritch or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you!"
Posted 2 February, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
333.1 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
It's like being married to a woman who is attractive and charming and funny andintelligent and you are soulmates and everything is perfect, right? She is the perfect woman. You could not ask for a better woman in the world. You love her and she loves you. Only, she has one flaw. Every 5 minutes, she punches you in the face... For no odd reason, she just punches you in the face every 5 minutes. Even at night, you wake up, she punches you in the face. You recover, get 3 minutes 38 seconds of sleep, then she punches you in the face again. And you love her.
Posted 16 June, 2016.
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2 people found this review funny
418.6 hrs on record (372.2 hrs at review time)
Game soks 6.5/10 cant waste monis
Posted 10 June, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
293.3 hrs on record (280.8 hrs at review time)
That feel when Genghis Khan denounces you for being "a warmongering menace to the world".
Posted 19 March, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Nearly died from the wave of cancer that this game gave me, thrilling expierence.
Posted 29 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
16.6 hrs on record
Rats, rats, we're the rats.
We pray at night,
We stalk at night,
We're the rats.
Posted 29 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
954.9 hrs on record (573.5 hrs at review time)
This game brought down my self-esteem faster than the World Trade Center. Rate 9/11
Posted 29 November, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
576.0 hrs on record (459.6 hrs at review time)
the vanilla game is one of the most unfinished and boring game i've ever played
- the AI bugs out a lot, don't finish reviving you being murderd over and over by a turret.
- the missions are usually drill this and bring bag from point A to point B
- the dlc are overpriced and don't really change much in the game
- stealth is terrible, you usually complete it after waiting for 30 mins or needs rng to complete it quick
- on higher difficulties enemies are usually sandbags that absorb bullets rather than a trained swat member
- the dlc missions are WAY better made than the vanilla mission
- the dialoges are reptitive and get annoying when you hear them 4-5 times
- most of the weapons are dlc and should be in the vanilla game, the devs let it probably out of the main game so they could release a dlc with the weapon later

the idea behind the game is not bad but they execute it very poorly
my rating for this game would be a 3/10
Posted 15 August, 2015. Last edited 16 August, 2015.
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