Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
37 of 58 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:45am

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:19am

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:15am

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:36am

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:38am

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:40am

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 3:14am

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:13am

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:54am

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:50am

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:08am

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:07am

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:14am

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:41am

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:33am

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:34am

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:59am

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:38am

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:10am

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:23am

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:59am

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:07am

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:46am

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:59am

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:30am

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:07am

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:15am

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:03am

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:07am

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 6:19am

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:09am

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:17am

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 10:12am

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:23am

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 9:57am

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 5:08am

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2016 @ 4:32am



OCD

Get all other achievements in the game
+20

20 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked