imagine being only level 30

b r u h

Why do people call laundry sauce "detergent"?

thank skeltal

live fast eat ass

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back!!

Signed by XaXa

I love you

同じ

私はお尻を食べます

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a loli.

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★Merry Christmas and Happy New Year★

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　　　　　　 !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr'
　　　　　　 ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ
　　　　　 　　　ﾄ-,/　|___./ Or u will be haunted by anime for the rest of ur life ~ ~ ~ ~

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　　　　　＼ ', !-─‐-i　/　/´
　　　 　 ／｀ｰ'　　　 L/／｀ヽ､
　　 　 /　 ／,　 /|　 ,　 ,　　　 ',
　　　ｲ 　/ /-‐/　ｉ　L_ ﾊ ヽ!　 i Post this hot anime babe on 10 weeaboo profiles in the next
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　　　　　　 !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr'
　　　　　　 ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ
　　　　　 　　　ﾄ-,/　|___./ Or u will be haunted by anime for the rest of ur life ~ ~ ~ ~

Happy Poorrecieving

Merry Fistmas!

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You're not even Chinese! Merry Christmas <3

Hello... (tumbleweed flies through a window)

-Rep Payed with terrible sex

Amir, I do believe that you owe Malvo a gold chain.

What a slut

Justin, I'm gonna slap you into next week.

I do not need this my man has two jobs

☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆
Post this on the walls of the 12 strongest black women you know...
If you get back 5 you're a proud woman of colour. ..
☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆

VACUUM UP THE MESS!

THE DRYAS BROKE :(

Oh yeah, and Pedro owes me money from poker.

;~;7

A truly heartfelt story

Cautiously, I followed him into his van. It was white, and had no windows. It seemed alright to me, except for one perculiar thing. As I was walking up to the van, I noticed that is had a 12 foot dildo strapped to the front. I figured this was just a decoration. I had no idea it was actually in use. Until 5 minutes later.

I was raped. By an asian pedophile in a white van with a giant strap-on dildo. Now, you see, this made me very unhappy. For many years after that, I felt ashamed and dirty. I decided to just get over it.

I did get over it, but it left me with a scar: I became a sex addict. I soon realized, however, that there was a way to deal with that problem, but I had to get to Dallas, Texas to do so. The only problem though, was that I didn't have any money.

And that is how I became a proctologist.

Well, you see, long ago, when I was a little pony, I was approached by a man in a dark suit. Now, it was a very nice day, and I was just sitting there, drinking some coffee, not expecting to be approached by a man in a dark suit.

He looked at me, I looked at him, he continued to look at me. The lasted for about five minutes, until he finally said,

"Why herro dere," I was dumbfounded.
"What do you want?" I replied
"Werr, I would rike it if you came into my van," he said.

Why certainly

Would you like to hear the story?

Dang son

Damn... Pedro Santiaso Sebastian Matias Mateo Nicolas Alejandro Diego Samuel Tequila Margerita Emeiliano Juan Jose Enchilada Thiago Rodrigo Mario Pablo Pepe de Santa Maria y No Hablo Espanol y Mexico y quatro formaggio II owes me money.

The third I'm afraid

Pedro... That sounds familiar... Would it be, by any chance, Pedro Mario Pepe de Santa Maria II?

I thought that Pedro would have had that covered, I'm gunna be in the hole forever

I see...

I still wouldn't work at IKEA

What if I told you that... the roflcopter was on its way?

RHOMBUSINATOR 5000

lemons are the choice weapon of cave johnson

:o

Every
Villian
is
Lemons
Also know as evil!

waffles/pancakes=rice cake.... the hell?!?!

toast+3=waffles

Why thank you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWndm9OykAE