Darn, late again to the celebration. Maybe next year.

Thundercomet: this is a declaration of intent:
Thundercomet: I'm going to murder the universe one day

I'm actually on time this year.

Nothin' wrong with fashionably late, I figure. Thanks for swinging by every year all the same!

A day late, but maybe I'm just fashionably late. Nah, I'm just late to the celebration.

It's October 23, the date proposed by The Most Reverend James Ussher as being the first full day of creation. Suspicious.

it's dwarfing time

It's all October 23rd from here on out.

Komet is now. Komet is usually now, but now he is approximately 100% more now than last now.

he lives.

phao

hello?

hello friend, steam won't let me open my chats but hello

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This user believes that Hoothoot should, as decreed by canon, only have one leg. All art which depicts Hoothoot with more than one leg is heresy.

I must say I was not expecting an entire parade, but I cannot be disappointed in this result.

Begin the celebrations for today marks the day we all have waited for. Let the offerings flow and the soldiers march in their parade!

As a wise man once said, "Komet is now." Of course that applies every other day too. But the stars align such that it rings truer in this instant than any other.

the dark conflux is upon us; flee now to a false star before it is snuffed in his darkness

Only a fool would forget to prepare for such a day. What day is today, you ask? If you have to ask then it’s too late for you. Fear not, for he accepts any and all offerings worthy of his stature. In this case, you should be honored with bestowing your own service and will to him. This shall suffice and make up for your lapse in memory or, dare I say..., willfully disregarding such a momentous occasion. Pray you do not forget next year, for one does not present the same offering twice.

It's that time of year when the skies blacken and the seas rumble. Even the mighty masses of cataphracts in their thousands can't help but quiver at the sight of dozens of longships approaching through the fog. Monks, fill the oil lamps with frankincense! Men, prepare the sacrificial beasts for slaughter! The Hammers of Bornholm shall have nothing short of the most gracious of receptions. Though we don't pray to their gods, we'd be fools to anger Odin on this Heilagr Dagr.

Your reverences have been noted this year.
The governing body thanks you for your contribution!

It's an omen!

Today marks the day our overlord benevolent ruler ages another year in his eternal youth.

Oh, ‘tis a dark day when he turns “age of the cosmos plus one.”

"I don’t see how that can go wrong" - Komet

I can also find you in your local area to collect my dues!

Attention all residents of this nether realm:

Today is 10/23, the date by which all soul taxes must be turned in to the Head Komet. Failure to do so will result in termination of one's existence contract. Soul taxes may be turned in at any one of our convenient mailing addresses.

All hail Komet.

Normally I wouldn't be opposed to him obtaining an ancient artifact of extreme power, but this is the original ancient artifact of extreme power. The ancient artifact of extreme power to rule them all, as it were.
He is a monster and he must be stopped. Someone else can do that.

The mighty Komet grows ever stronger from the passing of the greatest of days, as always.

Batten down the hatches, amigos!

What a guy. Thanks!

Psst.... happy 10/23

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SI FOR THE GLORY OF ITALIA
ROME WILL RISE AGAIN

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" What the ♥♥♥♥ has Komet done?
He is no longer under the sun
From below, the tides now rise
It's his fault (to no one's surprise)
Others have tried and failed
To flood hell, and be hailed
But he did it, at long last
God help me now, I'm sinking fast
The lava overtaketh me
Run now, make your way and flee"
-Swede 'Gooseman' Bunnykiller, 2016

He flooded hell. With lava. There's now twice the amount of lava there used to be. I'm humbled. Let this commentpoem commemorate this act of true dwarven stupid tricks.

My lord, Komet Karing happened to us!

A komet has been sighted

Komets of Thunder.

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