Sup Noob, you’re probably here because of that kill i just got. It was a pretty nice shot huh? No im not cheating, but thanks for the compliment! Let me just tell you this now bub, i’ve got the accuracy of the american sniper Chris Kyle himself, and the reaction time that of which you have never seen. My dashingly good looks will leave you stunned as i peek with the most bravado you have ever seen.

Anyways,
My name is Anthony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, smooth brained, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing Fortnite and CS: GO. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any girls? I mean, I guess it's fun being absolute garbage at this game, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than beating off to pictures on facebook of famous female twitch streamers.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect.

I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; It was SO cash) and i wear magnum condoms haha. You’re all simps who should just uninstall the game, go renew your Tier 3 sub to that female twitch streamer you’ll never hook up with, nerd.

How does it feel knowing I was lucky generically to be born as one of the few 5% attractive guys in the world who can get any attractive woman? Literally nothing you can do school, work, career, etc will help you get laid more than me simply because I was lucky to hit the genetic lottery? Every time you see a gorgeous girl and desperately think to yourself "I wish she'd give me a chance" I want you to remember that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s like me ♥♥♥♥ her without even earning it or even trying. So enjoy your internet upvotes and DnD but in the real world where it matters you ain't ♥♥♥♥. Hey but at least you got upvotes right?

Yeah I’m not surprised your girl wants to leave you for me. Not my fault I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic gamer style. Why wouldn’t she wanna be with me lol I have a 3.2 kd in Fortnite, backseat game in Twitch chats, and I reddit hard as ♥♥♥♥. You just can’t compete, loser