thank you grandelf

Gets physically aggressive if he gets too warm in his jumper.

Pretty nice guy, played some habbo hotel with him once. Kept talking about the dimensions of his gooch being too big to be a boy tho... (bit weird if ya ask me kidda) anyway decent mad lad 10/10 a bit of something for everyone.

A keen shag

This guy has discovered the social construct on life and he is the ultimate being allowing us to all be able to live within this desolate plane of existence. If he tells you to jump you say off what? He tells you you're a dirty stupid idiot dumb♥♥♥♥noodlehead you listen to him and agree.

This guy legit stole my chuddy business, he knew that it was my turf, but this twot just sold his anyway... If you see him on the streets I want you to gun him down like the chinese noodle ♥♥♥♥ head he is, we must stop him at all costs because if he takes all of our chuddy business then it's not gonna be good for the coming economic crash as he is going to be on top because no one can resist a good piece of chuddy.