Recent reviews by Sabateur

shooting aliens is gud fun

Great game, but the pawns are practically braindead, and the game punishes you for the AI's mistakes. They follow orders, but unless you enjoy micromanaging each pawn's individual action queue be prepared for a lot of waiting for the pawns to get around to a specific task, especially if there's lots to do. That's about my only criticism though, it has difficulty settings for every want, from minecraft peaceful to hardcore ream me up the ass with a ten foot dildo, including a separate switch for how to handle reloading.

Only spent a few hours conquering Europe.

Kinda fun, but only if you have more friends than sense. The solo game sucks twenty ♥♥♥♥♥, and most of the fun you can get from the multiplayer is laughing at the stupid ♥♥♥♥ as the sheer number of cops ruin all your plans for no reason, when there's no reason so many cops would show up in one place.

Herpderp, I'ma do stuff. Good game, 10/5