Recent reviews by Theriomourne

Started the game next to a fallen empire, managed to piss them off, ended the game. Best 3 minutes of my life!

Want to lose yourself and gain anxiety thinking about the state of your base when you and your friends log off? Here it is! Always wondered what was like to be mugged by a zerg of nakeds screaming racial slurs? Look no further. Fun for all family!

One of the best games I've played. After completing my first playthrough I can't wait to play even more of it. The combat is flawless, the transitions between play modes are seamless, the soundtrack is one of the best things I've ever heard. CAN WE PLEASE GET IT AS DLC OR SOMETHING? I'LL BUY IT.
The only negative point for me are the small issues with optimization but if you google for a patch you'll get one that solves them all away.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR: BUY THIS GAME.

Despite not having completed campaing yet this game is pretty entertaining. I recommend online mode if you have friends to play with you and you enjoy playing some action packed scenes with chases, shoot-outs and some sorta sneaking action.

8.6/10

NOTE: I HATE RANDOM BOUNTIES ON MY HEAD.

Despite missing the final content because whatever madness is going on Konami, I still recommend this game. It's first half is awesome, and the gameplay is flawless. I consider it one of the best MGS on the series, and it doesn't place in first place because of the reasons I've already mentioned.
Multiplayer mode is pretty balanced and its a fresh breath of air in a game that has really good points on its favor.

Tried to score a goal in mid-air, touched the ball was sent flying into the opposite side of the field by an opponent, crashed into ball, scored own goal.

10/10 would score again!

Pros

Seriously buy this game, its fun, short matches of 5 minutes, its a simple concept but it works. Some aerial shots may be tricky to master but overall the game is quite easy to play. Matchmaking is fast and it has nice customization features for vehicles!

Cons

MY GF WANTS TO GO TO THE BEACH CAUSE ITS MELTING HERE AND I DON'T WANT TO LET THIS GAME GO!

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Review edited due to the bad consumer practices that came from the deal with epic store.

This is how you do a PC port. Runs smoother than a baby's butt. Despite being a "teaser game" for Phantom Pain its highly replayable in my humble opinion. Can't wait for more Metal Gear ports to pc. Would play 'em all like a fiddle!
10/10

Still one of the best ways to lose friends or end relationships after all this years.