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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 12:10am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:33am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2019 @ 7:06am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:48pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:33pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:17am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:12am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 6:53am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 9:37pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 1:34am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 5:45am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 10:01am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:10am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:49am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:49am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:38am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:04am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:44am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:41am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:37am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?